Female Exam
Dear Diary,
GOSH DANGIT!
Ok I cant help but laugh, but also be frustrated at the same time. I have been without health insurance since having my last child. We were on the verge of health insurance twice. Then the Ins the Ex got was out of network. I was busy trying to find a clinic to go to, and all were out of town. The one here WOULDNT see me because I did have insurance, even tho its out of network and the coverage sucked and was worthless anyways.
So my employer put me on the Insurance! YAY! And I want the Female Gyno Lady but she has a waiting list. I get on and TODAY was finally my appointment!
I have been feely moody for days and emotional, sure fire signs of PMS. Im like Dangit no, no, not now. I have an appt, Body just wait! And it has been! So last night Im on phone with boyfriend and said “My period better not start tommorow or I will be pissed!” We were chatting last night on our web cams, its soo cool to see him :). We were laughing so hard, I was making this Alf puppet attack me ( its a inside joke between boyfriend and I) I found this website awhile back on “plushy Love” and people who have sex with stuffed animals and featured this spread on Alf and some guy, Yess can you say EWWWW? So neither of us can look at Alf the same again. So hes all showing off his arms, and body piercings and making eyes at me on the cam. And Im being silly back, He used to have a tongue ring but has since stopped wearing it. Its been 6 mos now. Hes had it for quite some time but has said it starts to do damage to your teeth, your gums, mouth and all this other stuff. He was shocked he could still put a piercing back in so he was doing it on cam. I was getting all “Mmmmm” and feeling aroused and missing him really bad.
My point in sharing that? Well I get horny the day before my period starts. So Im like NOO NOO.
Sure enough get to work today and BAM! It starts.
Sigh, I had to call and RESCHEDULE. Another month!!!!!!! blah, I just wanna get all checked out and make sure the body is ok, I havent been in years.
haha coworker said “Well um on a positive note at least you arent pregnant?”