Male Strippers

Dear Diary,

Omgoodness! I feel so goofy bouncy happy this AM! WOOHooooooooooooo

I had a BLAST last night. SO SO SO MUCH fun!!!!!!!!!!

I went and planned a girls nite out to see Male strippers then I couldnt get a sitter for the life of me and 3 of the other girls were going still. Well at the last minute my girlfriend got her neighbors teenage daughter and found me a sitter! Actually I just needed someone to be at the house while the kids slept since it was around 9pm.

We drove over to the local club and we were about 30 min late 🙁 And the tables up next to the stage were all full. But we sat at the back counter the four of us girls with our drinks(except the 20 yr old with us who was to be our driver also and she cant drink yet)I hadnt met 2 of these girls they were my girlfriends neighbors but they were so cool and fun!

So we watched the men dance. It was quite amusing! There were about 5 different dancers. Im partial to brunettes, always have been, so the blondie guy and the brother man didnt catch my eye so much. But they did these little dance numbers, one did a Men in Black theme, in a suit, shades, guns, it was funny. Other one did the cowboy thing to Bon Jovi, this other dude just had a jumble of old 80s music and danced really funny and was almost comedic in parts of his number, and he has superman stuff on underneath, we saw Batman too. Then they did this bit with 3 of the guys, to Highway to the Danger Zone and had the clips from Top Gun on the screen, then the guy I thought came dressed out in a white man in uniform deal, all taking off his gloves and tossing a rose out and all. But woa, some of those dudes when they stripped down to there lil thongs or whatever you call them for guys! LOL They were quite well endowed and flopping all over the place:::Covers eyes::::

Then the men come out on the floor and you can give them a dollar to dance up on you or something really briefly. My girlfriend B got her guy right away, and she went and tracked down the one I thought was cute, HAHA!!! I was like omgosh! Im scared! I was nervous. Ive never done this sorta thing before. Then they had $5 lap dances on the stage. And well she and I went up and picked our fave guys again, but my dancer dude had prickly chest( he shaves it) and was way into himself, so that kinda ended my brief lust for him quickly. The other girl with us was saying “I just cant pay those Manwhores. They dont do it for me!” we were laughing and we were all just having a blast.

But the guys were pretty good, and it was a lot of fun. I had 4 drinks! Thats a record for me! And I was feeling so good and happy and having sooo much fun and making people laugh. We all were.

There was this really funky looking guy who looked about 40 with fried blonde bleached hair that looked like Rod Stewart gone bad, and he wore tight white jeans and his “Member” was Running down his leg and the jeans were so tight you could see it. So we gotta kick talking about him and then my girlfriend called a bouncer over and said “Whats the deal with Rod Stewart” and the guy started to laugh and knew exactly who were talking about and said “Hey I have been told if you talk to him he gives out cards, he does pornos or something” and we all shrieked EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. The bouncer was a young 23 yr old and baby face adorable so of course all of us were touching his cheeks and saying how cute he was. Hes all “Yeah ladies and how much have you had to drink tonight?”

I must have ran to the bathroom to pee about 5 times! I had to keep going and it felt soo good I was talking in the stall like a goof! haha

We then went and danced. I havent danced like that in SOO SOO long. It was so much fun! Us 4 girls just had a blast and my girlfriend went and danced on the platform with the pole and she was REALLY good and looked awesome and put all the other girls to shame. Honestly I was impressed. She was hot and did a good job, we all told her wed pay her a $1 to dance for us. lol

There were a lot of heavier girls in half shirts up on it shaking their belly which just wasnt that attractive you know?

They let the guys onto the floor later and Im serious we didnt see ANY cute guys at ALL. We just danced and had fun and laughed. Then headed out. While in the parking lot these 2 brothers pulled up and asked us how things looked inside. Well we ended up talking with them for a bit and they were cool. Ive not been around a lot of black men, and this guy was a sweetie pie, so here us 4 women(3 married and me getting divorced) rubbing this guys abs and telling him how cute he was, he said he is a guess model. Dunno if thats true, but he was sweet and Im sure he enjoyed all of our attention before we had to head home.

Everything was so ideal, they drove me home and picked up the sitter. So we laughed all the way home and got into talking about oral sex. With their husbands of course cause one girl wanted to know more about technique. It was actually really cool, Im not used to being around women talking so openly and comfortably about that sort of thing, and it wasnt sleezy, we were actually helping out one another if that makes sense.

Well I called B on the drive home, I forget what I said on his pager but I missed him and said I loved him or something and i had fun. Well I get home and Im about to get out of the van, its 1am and there is Bs car! In front of us! OMGOSH! Im like “My Man is here!!!” and I jumped out and ran over and pulled him out. The other girl was with me to get her sis who was babysitting. And I had them all meet B, and I told the girl, “Cmhere, feel his arms, isnt he so cute!” lol B was all bashful. They then left and I laughed and sat on Bs lap and told him about my eve. He was so sweet and wonderful and it was such a nice surprise to find when I got home. I didnt expect him to do this at all or come out! So he listened to all my stories, and I told him next time he needs to come after they let the men in and I will dance all over him 🙂 He said hed like that.

He helped me to bed, and was such a sweetie pie and cuddly lovey man.

I passed out, was worried about how Id feel in the AM. B told me to drink water when I got in so I did and throughout the nite when I woke up. So I was just fatigued this AM but nothing else. YAY!

Had to send B off early. I had work, and he was going to work on his Jeep. And he left me a sweet little note with tucked in his teddy bear he gave me, his arm. And just said he loved me and was happy I had a good time.

Its a nice feeling to be able to go out and enjoy yourself and not be afraid of being judged or yelled at by the man you are with, when he encourages you to have fun but when things are so relaxed between 2 partners it makes him all the more desireable and what I look forward to. I got to come home to the man I love. 🙂

Im good today. That was a blast!