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Dear Diary,

Ive had way too many brownies. Bad Bad evil sugary foods!

My friend loaded me up with 3 plates of baked goods, I should have said no to so much or gave it away. I swear baked goodies are like drugs to me. I cant resist. I think Im on that low you feel after the sugar high, so my mood at the moment is a little irritable.

I called 2 of my girlfriends today. One is visiting from Co, the other is coming from NV in another week. SO its been reunion time with some of my long time girlfriends.

I was the first married and to have kids, so here I am getting divorced and lived thru all the stages they are in now. So I called my friend A today. I love the girl to death, Ive known her since elementary school. But she is so umm, neurotic? She gets worse and worse too, her mother was like this when we are kids, so its really strange to see her do that which she hated.

She keeps wanting me to visit, but there is no way I can last in her home. I stayed once after her first child was born, she expected me to wake up in the middle of the night each time she had to get up with the baby, when I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom, she literally stood there and wiped any water off the sink the dripped. When I put the milk away in the fridge she came back and moved it over to the right side of the fridge after I had just put it back. Her mother was a clean freak.

So I couldnt handle staying a few days with her and had my then husband tell a lie to come get me early from her home out of town.

So she tells me today she and her father are in a fight(nothing new) But then she proceeds to tell me what it was over. It was just silly, her daughter was hurting the baby and he scolded her for it, she got upset at him for scolding her daughter, said she is the parent. Then she got upset cause he opened a package of Oreo cookies, and the proper way is to do it over the sink, because crumbs make a mess on the floor or counter ” And she is not a SLOB like he is”

Then she freaks out cause he smokes, he doesnt smoke in the house, he is not allowed to smoke outside her door either, now she has him halfway around the house down the driveway because she claims the smoke still comes in her home? Mind you Im not for smoking, and then she tells him how he smells and she doesnt want him on her furniture because he makes it smell. No keep in mind one thing, she smokes or was when I last went there, she hides it, she goes outside, then sprays herself with airfreshner when she is done. I dont get it?

So I just listened to her storys about she and her father, her Dad left after 24 hrs and hasnt spoken to her since. Life is too short for that sort of piddly stuff if you ask me.

I called my girlfriend from Co and we are gonna try to get 4 of us together by the weekend from highschool. She is gonna call one of our other friends, who she just informed me got a boob job. Wow first person I will personally know to have had that done, and she so didnt need it.

Well gonna go talk to my sweetie, I miss him, he wrote me today and said if he doesnt work eves this weekend he will come see me, hes just waiting for his schedule. So we shall see. I do miss him.