Night out with Obnoxious DUDE

Dear Diary,

Well I have lots to write! Whew! Lets see if I can get it all out in one sitting.

Well I went to wash my Jeep and I found a voice mail on my cell phone. It was B. He said he was having a really bad day, and he still wanted to see me tonight. His tone sounded bad. I figured something happened at his new job or he was late to work or something.

So I called back, he informs me on his way home from work his car caught fire! He was 2 blocks from home. So he was over at his mechanic friends place trying to survey the damage. I guess B ran to peoples houses and a guy came out with a fire extinguisher. So it melted all his electrical and hoses, belts, everything so his car wont run.

I told him I was leaving in an hour and would see him late as planned. He mentioned how he wouldnt be busy long and if he could hed drive to where I was going. I could tell he wanted to go and felt “Hey my evening is free now” cause he cancelled the night job due to his car and asked them to find a fill in for him. But I stuck to my plan. I told him I wasnt driving and T was buying, so it would be kinda weird bringing someone along, and I dont think he wanted to be a 3rd wheel to a couple. It was a kind of friends night out. He and I are always sitting home so we decided to do something, So im not changing my plans for B.

So I headed out, got to T’s place and realized I left my wallet! At home! Grrr with my ID! Which I would need for the Piano Bar. So I was a bit bothered I forgot it. We headed out right away to Universal. We just talked about old times, about women hes dated, and about all B’s friends. Its weird cause T hung out with all of T’s friends about 5 yrs ago, before B came into the picture. So they know all the same people.

We got to City Walk and went to the Hard Rock to Eat, it was an hour wait so we went to the upstairs bar. I had a Strawberry Margarita and he was having Kamikazees like CRAZY! I kid you not, in the short time we were there he must have downed 8? Maybe more? He was nuts! And really outgoing, had all the bartenders over and the people beside us, everyone involved and talking and laughing and all. He then wanted to order me another drink. A different type of Margarita. I said Ok, but knew that might just be my limit for the night, but good to have it right away since I didnt want to be drinking late. I also ordered food. So the alcohol isnt the only thing in my stomach.

So we finally leave there. He starts telling me I need to go to Mexico with him, and to a hockey game, and how he will show me a good time. I was just laughing and talking but he kept cutting down B all night. Like totally bragging about how he was better then him and when Im ready to come and give the NICE guy a try hes there for me and my kids. And how we will go have fun like this all the time and how he treats women like Gold.

So we go to the Piano Bar. Im nervous theres the bouncer checking ID’s and T goes over to him and says “Dude weve got a problem, she lost her wallet” Hes all “Sorry man I cant make any exceptions” So he begged, and said “She has 3 kids, would I shit you? Im at this bar every week” The guy said “Yeah I recognize you” Well he finally says “Go ahead” and YAY! We got in!

Well I do have to say the place was GREAT! Its raunchy but hilarious. Its basically 4 different guys, who alternate on 2 pianos, and basically play songs, you give requests for $1 and they have a fishbowl and play and addlib whatever songs they can do. But they also do birthdays, and interactive songs with dances and having the whole staff participate on stage and on the bar.

So we walk in and there is a woman on the piano with her legs around one of the piano players necks and hes singing to her You know where this totally raunchy but sarcastically funny song.

The place was a total blast. Ive never seen anything like it! You basically just sing all night and laugh. Every style of music you can think of, and all ages are there, older and younger.

I think it was hilarious when they played Def Lepords Pour Some Sugar on Me. The guy was on the drums and put his arm in his shirt to mimic the guy who lost his arm and plays drums with one arm. and he was so good! I was laughing so much.

The make scenes of people in the crowd, a girl got on her cell phone and the put the spotlight on her and said WHAT IS THIS!!! A Late night booty call????” and just embarass the heck out of people. The birthday girls get sung a raunchy song, then get told by the whole crowd “You bitch, you slut, you whore!” yeah it sounds awful but its all in a sarcastic humor so its not offensive, well if you were offended you wouldnt stay!

The also had all the male employees dance to Macho Man and they all took their shirts off, none were too hot looking but they were sooooo FUNNY! One guy stood on a piano and he had a funny hairy chest and trail down his belly, he kept rubbing his nipples and squishing up his belly and belly button with his hands.

Well T was drinking and drinking, he bought me a shot to drink. I had one, and EWWW I didnt like it, I needed water right away cause I could feel it wasnt going to sit well with me. And that was it for drinking for me.

T blew $300!!!!! there! Hes nuts! On song requests, and you can stop a song the guys are playing by paying $$, then they did a competition, Men VS Women songs and so it got to $22 and the men won and got the final say.

Well T was up on stage several times and gave them a $100 to stop playing Country Music! That was Nuts! Hes all putting his arms up and getting High 5’s all the way back to our spot. He was drunk, goofy, loud, had everyone around us as his buddies. Sure it was fun, BUT….

HE WAS PISSING ME OFF.

He became obnoxious. About every 5 min I would hear “DRINK! DRINK! MORE! Cmon! YOUR NO FUN!!!!!!'”

It was getting very annoying. I said I was fine. I didnt want anymore. And That guy drank so much that night I couldnt even believe it. He also kept pushing me and telling me “Go up there!” up on stage or next to some drunk chicks dancing by the stage. I said No over and over but he was very very pushy.

Then he kept slapping my leg like he was making jokes but it HURT he was doing it so hard, guys around us were laughing with him and I was literally rolling my eyes when they looked at me to let them down I was no to thrilled with him. I even said at one point “Would you shut up!?” I told him to stop bugging me to drink. He ordered me 2 drinks when I said NO straightforwardly, I shoved them over and over back to his table. No way am I drinking them, hes not listening to me!

Then he kept massaging the back of my neck, or rubbing my arm, or rubbing right under the back of my hair, then a few times kinda side hugging me and kissing my cheek.

Man, some guys can suck you know? He tells me he understands Im not interested in him and he will be cool if we go out as friends. LIAR

Then he would dog B throughout the night. Granted its not like life with B is perfect, but back off! Like he was trying to compete with B all night and impress me.

I was going to go outside at one point and just get away from him a bit. I liked the place and thought it was fun, I just wanted him to stop being annoying. Keep pressuring me to drink or dance or whatever. BACK OFF.

I was happy it was over. I just wanted to leave and not be around him anymore. I said “You need me to drive?” He said No, this is nothing, he can drink a lot and hes good. I was a little nervous, to be honest he appeared ok, but looking back I should have insisted I drive or I wont ride home with him. I just wanted to get to my vehicle and leave. I was really watchful of his driving and the roads were pretty empty so I was grateful. So I think that is the only part I should have spoken up about but didnt.

So all the way home I heard “See, tell your Man to thank me, I take you out, spend money on you, get you liqoured up so you can go see him” and kept telling me to wake up, give him a try, and ragging all over B and repeating “Wasnt this more fun that anything hes taken you to do lately” I said “Yes that was the funniest PLACE Ive been to in months” But HE was not the funniest person to go with! But I didnt say that. I just kept the convo light and humorous. The guy isnt all that, hes a little overweight and balding. Hes obnoxious. I wasnt IMPRESSED. Plus to blow that much cash and drink that much was a turn off actually.

I got back to get my Jeep about 1:30am and was so happy to be away from him. I screamed a gross noise in my Jeep as I was driving from his complex. I was so glad to be away and felt like I had cooties. I just wanted to curl up with B. I got there just before 2:30 and crawled in bed. He was so out of it and talked about his car quite a bit so I thought he was awake, then he went from his car to saying …”But somebody wants to get married” Im like huh? As we lay in the dark. Im like “Who wants to get married,” He responds ” I dont know” Then rattles a little more, well I figured he was tired and half asleep and not making sense and gave up talking lol.

I had to take some deep breaths and relax I was kinda tense since the guy was just Yucky all night and I wanted to vent but B was out…

Rest later… whew I tired!